Exaggerative Conversation

Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?
Edward: No.
Bella: If someone hurt me, would you hurt them back?
Edward: No.
Bella: Do you want me?
Edward: No.
Bella: Would you cry, if I left?
Edward: No.
Bella: Would you live for me?
Edward: No.
Bella: Would you do anything for me?
Edward: No.
Bella: Choose me or your life?
Edward: My life.
Bella: Are you happy, we’re married?
Edward: No.
Bella: Do you like me?
Edward: No.
Bella is shocked!!! But Edward says…
The reason you never cross my mind, is because you’re always on my mind.
The reason I wouldn’t hurt someone if they hurt you, is because I would murder them.
The reason I don’t want you, is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn’t cry if you left, is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn’t live for you, is beause I would die for you.
The reason why I’m not willing to do anything for you, is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I choose my life, is because you ARE my life
The reason I’m not happy we’re married, is because I’m ecstatic we’re married.
The reason why I don’t like you, is because I LOVE you.

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